Straight from the heart from matrimonial websites

A friend of mine just sent me this hilarious post about actual "posts" on matrimonial websites...

Read for some serious laugh-time....

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't havefemale,If anyone
want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i
working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcometo my heart...when ever u
want to meet pls visit my resident or send uletter.. Thanks yours Regards
Shekhar
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want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also
know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
homework(Homework?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wants a
woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. shemay never create
any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run
smoothly. thank you(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~she should be good
looking and should have a service. she Should haveone brother and one sister.
she should be educated.(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1
sister!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I
am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make
friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my
dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because ilove myself a lot. If u think
that is u then why to late come on.........hold my hand forever
!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i am
simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck nowi am looking
one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot(I don't know why but this is one of
my
favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My
wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerras in
KSBKBT......(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding
toomuch,ain't
he?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i
want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while
stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast(by not wearing her
jeans?
...)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HYE
I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE
IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I
AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE
MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.(all of us are loughing
)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~whatever
she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must
think of the future life if she is too like thisshewould be called the woman of
the lamp(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy
wants)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i
love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethepatner
ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok(I am again clueless but I liked the use
of "ok"
)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HI IAM
VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1CARAND 1 BONWL OK
MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK(this one is one of my
Fav)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am
pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mothersister
complity marred(somebody please explain in comments section how to get
married'completely'?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam
very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.i am doing
postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam
staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my
name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes(height of desperation! J
)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Iwant
one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's
skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart
if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful.butiam not a handsome guy or
not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam agood guy. My father already expired
. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.(uttama
purushan)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam
kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.(No
comments)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I
AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.(maybe the poor guy meant
BAD
habits)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hello
i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first
wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl
who may be in the same caste or othercasteaccepted ...(but credit cards not
accepted..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my
colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social
service(Zebra..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i'm
looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be
roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.(Now that criterion is a must, isn't
it?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to
be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable(this guy has fixed the marriage
date too! But he is yet to find abride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all
of us. I am sure he will
getonesoon.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i
would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is
the maharani.(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any
takers?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ssc
failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary
at present.(Any takers again?)